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Well, since he wants attention, this is from August:

I voted today

It is a patriotic duty of ALL Americans to vote in elections. Many men and women died on battlefields for the right to vote in free elections. Don’t pass it up.

I voted today and I hope you did too. As you all know, I am in Michigan and today we are having our primary for governor and several local seats. I voted for governor Snyder for governor of Michigan.

The reason why I voted for governor Snyder for governor of Michigan again is for the following reasons:

1. Governor Snyder passed expanded Medicaid for people like me who were long-term unemployed and fell through the cracks of Obamacare. Some people on the right here in Michigan did not like the fact that Governor Snyder passed expanded Medicaid. I am NOT one of those people. As some of you already know I have not worked for almost 10 years now, at least not for anybody else. I also found out this past year that I have diabetes type 2, and I also have high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Not to mention I also have ADHD and I take meds for it. So this expanded Medicaid for me was a blessing and for that I voted for governor Snyder again. Now I wasn’t too happy with the right to work law the governor Snyder passed, however as far as I can tell that law has not affected the big three at all which includes my Dad.

2. Quite frankly, I simply do not trust Democrats to run the state again. Jennifer Granholm’s tenure here as governor of the state of Michigan was an absolute freaking disaster. When the previous governor left office in the state of Michigan, the state of Michigan had a budget surplus. Jennifer Granholm left office, the state of Michigan was in so much debt it was unbelievable. To me, that points to incompetence. For this, I decided that I could no longer trust Democrats to run the state; and I voted for governor Snyder the first time and because of Governors accomplishments, I voted for him a second time.

I do pray the governor Snyder does win this election again. Because I would sure hate like hell to see this state go back into the craphole that it was, when Granholm was running it.

Here is hoping the governor Snyder wins again.

http://thoughtsandrantings.com/2014/08/05/i-voted-today/ (Follow the link at your own risk, he cyberstalks)

This dumb fucking choad has no idea that expanded Medicaid is Obamacare, and that it's funded by Obamacare. When he is going to admit that he's a "taker"?

Mad Max wrote:Well, since he wants attention, this is from August:

I voted today

It is a patriotic duty of ALL Americans to vote in elections. Many men and women died on battlefields for the right to vote in free elections. Don’t pass it up.

I voted today and I hope you did too. As you all know, I am in Michigan and today we are having our primary for governor and several local seats. I voted for governor Snyder for governor of Michigan.

The reason why I voted for governor Snyder for governor of Michigan again is for the following reasons:

1. Governor Snyder passed expanded Medicaid for people like me who were long-term unemployed and fell through the cracks of Obamacare. Some people on the right here in Michigan did not like the fact that Governor Snyder passed expanded Medicaid. I am NOT one of those people. As some of you already know I have not worked for almost 10 years now, at least not for anybody else. I also found out this past year that I have diabetes type 2, and I also have high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Not to mention I also have ADHD and I take meds for it. So this expanded Medicaid for me was a blessing and for that I voted for governor Snyder again. Now I wasn’t too happy with the right to work law the governor Snyder passed, however as far as I can tell that law has not affected the big three at all which includes my Dad.

2. Quite frankly, I simply do not trust Democrats to run the state again. Jennifer Granholm’s tenure here as governor of the state of Michigan was an absolute freaking disaster. When the previous governor left office in the state of Michigan, the state of Michigan had a budget surplus. Jennifer Granholm left office, the state of Michigan was in so much debt it was unbelievable. To me, that points to incompetence. For this, I decided that I could no longer trust Democrats to run the state; and I voted for governor Snyder the first time and because of Governors accomplishments, I voted for him a second time.

I do pray the governor Snyder does win this election again. Because I would sure hate like hell to see this state go back into the craphole that it was, when Granholm was running it.

Here is hoping the governor Snyder wins again.

http://thoughtsandrantings.com/2014/08/05/i-voted-today/ (Follow the link at your own risk, he cyberstalks)

This dumb fucking choad has no idea that expanded Medicaid is Obamacare, and that it's funded by Obamacare. When he is going to admit that he's a "taker"?

That will never happen. Your average voter of this persuasion always justifies the benefits they get from the Feds. "I earned it" blah blah blah. I don't think he realizes just how the delay in implementation cost people in this state, or how much the idiot Schuette is costing the state in lawsuits he has joined against implementation. And gay marriage. And other bullshit he deems proper.

I believe that the next couple years will bring the end of Obamacare, and Chuck will be cut off at the knees by the people he votes for. I will not be happy when that happens, but I will be interested i hearing what the troll thinks of his masters then.

Anyone know where that fat bastard has been lately?

Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Lincoln Park Domino’s

A larger-than-life robber waving a gun across his hefty frame burst into a Domino’s pizzeria in quiet Lincoln Park with an appetite for more than cash, victims said.
The man, believed to weigh at least 350 pounds, robbed the store on Tuesday afternoon and demanded an employee serve him two pizzas before he left, Domino’s district manager Robert Warren told CBS2’s Jennifer McLogan in this exclusive report.
“This is the kind of guy we are dealing with here,” Warren said. “It’s odd for this in Lincoln Park.”
The suspect then fled on Dix.
The crime, which was caught on a security camera, has many in Lincoln Park on edge.
Employee and victim Ray Brenkert recounted the panic.
“I’ve got to do what he says and try to get us out of here alive,” Brenkert said of his thinking during the encounter. ” … He told me get on my knees and open the safe.”
But the safe is time released and won’t open at will.
“When I told him that, he was like, ‘Well, you either open the safe or I’m going to shoot you in the head,'” Brenkert said. “And I was like, ‘Uh oh.’
“I tried to reason with him. I was like, ‘It’s not going to open. There’s nothing I can do.’ And then he got really angry and he took my cellphone, told me get on the ground and pulled the phone out of the wall. And I just did what he said because he had a gun to my head.”
Resigned to a fistful of cash from the register, the hefty robber then spotted the two bubbling pies — large with cheese.
It was approaching dinner hour.
“Taking the pizzas at the end is just a crazy twist to a maniacal story to begin with,” Warren said. “He saw the pizzas coming out of the oven and requested my employee to take them out of the oven, slice them up and box them up for him.”
The robber is described as white and 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was wearing a mask.Cops are crediting the workers for following proper protocol.
Police and Domino’s hope to be able to release the surveillance video this week, and investigators think the suspect’s distinctive looks could help lead to his capture.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/03/25/cbs2-exclusive-cops-hunt-for-hefty-robber-who-stole-cash-then-pizzas-from-long-island-dominos/

Craig wrote:Anyone know where that fat bastard has been lately?

Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Lincoln Park Domino’s

A larger-than-life robber waving a gun across his hefty frame burst into a Domino’s pizzeria in quiet Lincoln Park with an appetite for more than cash, victims said.
The man, believed to weigh at least 350 pounds, robbed the store on Tuesday afternoon and demanded an employee serve him two pizzas before he left, Domino’s district manager Robert Warren told CBS2’s Jennifer McLogan in this exclusive report.
“This is the kind of guy we are dealing with here,” Warren said. “It’s odd for this in Lincoln Park.”
The suspect then fled on Dix.
The crime, which was caught on a security camera, has many in Lincoln Park on edge.
Employee and victim Ray Brenkert recounted the panic.
“I’ve got to do what he says and try to get us out of here alive,” Brenkert said of his thinking during the encounter. ” … He told me get on my knees and open the safe.”
But the safe is time released and won’t open at will.
“When I told him that, he was like, ‘Well, you either open the safe or I’m going to shoot you in the head,'” Brenkert said. “And I was like, ‘Uh oh.’
“I tried to reason with him. I was like, ‘It’s not going to open. There’s nothing I can do.’ And then he got really angry and he took my cellphone, told me get on the ground and pulled the phone out of the wall. And I just did what he said because he had a gun to my head.”
Resigned to a fistful of cash from the register, the hefty robber then spotted the two bubbling pies — large with cheese.
It was approaching dinner hour.
“Taking the pizzas at the end is just a crazy twist to a maniacal story to begin with,” Warren said. “He saw the pizzas coming out of the oven and requested my employee to take them out of the oven, slice them up and box them up for him.”
The robber is described as white and 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was wearing a mask.Cops are crediting the workers for following proper protocol.
Police and Domino’s hope to be able to release the surveillance video this week, and investigators think the suspect’s distinctive looks could help lead to his capture.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/03/25/cbs2-exclusive-cops-hunt-for-hefty-robber-who-stole-cash-then-pizzas-from-long-island-dominos/

FAN-FECKIN-TASTIC....Chuck will finally enjoy sex with another human...in prison!

"The suspect then fled on Dix."

Cross-post to Juvenile Humor/Unintentional Comedy.

Man wields machete after two Hustler Club dancers reportedly assault, try to rob him inside his home

No charges have come out of an April 10 incident that involved a dispute between a Hustler Club patron and two dancers who reportedly assaulted him during an attempted robbery inside his home.

According to a police report, a 43-year-old man who lives on the north side of Lincoln Park told police he chased the two women — ages 18 and 22 — out of his house with a machete at about 5 a.m. after the 18-year-old allegedly hit him in his head with a baseball bat and tried to steal his wallet.

The report said the man, who suffered head injuries from the assault, told police he brought the women back to his house after their shift to “party.”

It was a neighbor who called 911 after noticing the commotion outside that Friday morning.

The 18-year-old was found by authorities in her underwear, bleeding from a laceration on her hand. A spokesperson for the Lincoln Park Police Department said it is unclear whether that wound was the result of the struggle inside the home or from the machete the man brought outside.

All three individuals involved in the incident refused medical treatment and have so far declined to press charges.

According to authorities, the incident was an isolated dispute and did not pose a public threat. The machete was confiscated by police.




http://www.thenewsherald.com/articles/2 ... 680024.txt

Chuck?

Tea Bag wrote:

Man wields machete after two Hustler Club dancers reportedly assault, try to rob him inside his home

No charges have come out of an April 10 incident that involved a dispute between a Hustler Club patron and two dancers who reportedly assaulted him during an attempted robbery inside his home.

According to a police report, a 43-year-old man who lives on the north side of Lincoln Park told police he chased the two women — ages 18 and 22 — out of his house with a machete at about 5 a.m. after the 18-year-old allegedly hit him in his head with a baseball bat and tried to steal his wallet.

The report said the man, who suffered head injuries from the assault, told police he brought the women back to his house after their shift to “party.”

It was a neighbor who called 911 after noticing the commotion outside that Friday morning.

The 18-year-old was found by authorities in her underwear, bleeding from a laceration on her hand. A spokesperson for the Lincoln Park Police Department said it is unclear whether that wound was the result of the struggle inside the home or from the machete the man brought outside.

All three individuals involved in the incident refused medical treatment and have so far declined to press charges.

According to authorities, the incident was an isolated dispute and did not pose a public threat. The machete was confiscated by police.




http://www.thenewsherald.com/articles/2 ... 680024.txt

Chuck?

No, Chuck would have used his Right Guard as mace.

...or bludgeoned them with a cheap piece of meat.

Not Chuck. Only thing that fat ass has ever chased is the ice cream man.

A Chuck non sequitur. ..

·butthead is on LinkedIn
·butthead and I are connected, albeit at the third degree. I'm probably connected to Mike Duggan and Obama at the. Third degree, but doesn't really lessen the irony

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:A Chuck non sequitur. ..

·butthead is on LinkedIn
·butthead and I are connected, albeit at the third degree. I'm probably connected to Mike Duggan and Obama at the. Third degree, but doesn't really lessen the irony

Given his non-work history, how would he have any professional connections?

Maybe he's catfishing people.... you know, put up a pic from ten years ago and have a fake-ass background. My buddy who dates women on Match and Plenty of Fish says that happens all the time, especially with under-employed fatties.

The report said the man, who suffered head injuries from the assault, told police he brought the women back to his house after their shift to “party.”

Hate the game, not the playa.

vlad the impaler wrote:

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:A Chuck non sequitur. ..

·butthead is on LinkedIn
·butthead and I are connected, albeit at the third degree. I'm probably connected to Mike Duggan and Obama at the. Third degree, but doesn't really lessen the irony

Given his non-work history, how would he have any professional connections?

Maybe he's catfishing people.... you know, put up a pic from ten years ago and have a fake-ass background. My buddy who dates women on Match and Plenty of Fish says that happens all the time, especially with under-employed fatties.

I'm in a game where Linkedin is a part of every day: messages, updates, recruiters, job-seekers. In fact, veryone whom i know professionally either maintains a profile or is so many years deep into their current employer that evidently they don't feel the need to play reindeer games. I don't like social media that is real world but I feel that I have no choice but to be a participant on LinkedIn. For example, lately I've sensed a noose tightening at work and so if I experience the dreaded tap my first act will be to turn to the network and flash a distress signal.

A get a lot of invitations to link, which I believe to be like a friend request. Invites don't necessarily mean that people enjoy your company or respect your opinion. . Rather they often represent opportunists fishing for a useful connection, kinda like I'm going to do later when I put out feelers as a hedge against taking a fall for some scandalously bad business.

Chuck with a profile strikes me as less than a trick for getting laid than an expression of delusion of grandeur, as in " I'm an important voice in contemporary political discourse and so I have responsibility to make myself available to other professionals. " As fucking if... People with whom he's linked? Probably family friends, half-wits from the n-word-loving trucking firm that had the good sense to can his big ass and a few other misfits who are just like him. If we're in the same field in Detroit then I bet that we are already unintentionally related on LinkedIn. Its those marginal few amo g our hordes of professional contacts who connect us to the sordid underbelly of society.

HFD may be winding down, but that doesn't mean that people haven't been busy. Chuck, for example, has been influencing people and making friends elsewhere....

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/rnr/5419654296.html

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:HFD may be winding down, but that doesn't mean that people haven't been busy. Chuck, for example, has been influencing people and making friends elsewhere....

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/rnr/5419654296.html

Craigslist posts expire after a certain amount of time, so I think this should be archived:

I Wish My Man Love Was Enough for Him . . . . (Silver Dome Parking Lot)



But, alas, it seems it is not enough to keep him distracted and he just keeps coming back to this board to post about Trump, Bernie, Hillary, and then flag all other posts.

Maybe we should pray for him?

I've tried to love him the best I could. I wore his favorite purple tutu last night in the back of the van in the Silver Dome Parking Lot. I ate plenty of corn for him.

I held him afterward as he wept, murmuring about how pathetic his life is, how his fixation with Trump is destroying his relationships at work (he's the No. 1 fry cook at Burger King) and how fearful he is about being outed as a gay man with a fixation for corn laden turds.

I told him its a new age, a new world, to embrace who you are and tell everyone he meets that he is loud and he is proud and he loves penis.

He just wept. Poor Skippy.

All My Love,

Blue Shirt Guy