middle aged female wrote:This seems as good a place as any to post my semi-annual repost of my all time favorite from the big peoples table.
Again, I give you: Cheddar BobCheddar_bob
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Username: Cheddar_bob
Post Number: 2211
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Friday, December 05, 2008 - 2:39 pm:
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Well, lets break down Diane's posts...
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When do people wake up and realise Christmas is a holiday based on the Birth of our Lord, our Saviour and has absolutely nothing to do with giving material possessions that have no significance of the day?
They're not going to because the day is not about your lord. It's all about material possessions. And ham. The day is all about material possessions and ham and has nothing to do with god.
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That man will never be able to light a Christmas tree with his family again or share a holiday meal, take part in his family's life all because some sick, pathetic, cruel animals were so concerned about getting the deals before anyone else that they killed him.
Maybe that's what god wanted. Maybe he was a really bad person and in addition to all those things he will never be able to do, he will also never be able to molest a kid. The lord works in mysterious ways. Well, isn't that what you people say to explain things you don't understand?
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We got to have God in the flesh down here on earth, the one who would save us and give us everlasting life and we thank Him by ruining the planet
If you have everlasting life, why are you so worried about the planet?
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He gave us as our home which was never to be sectored off but open to all to come and go as they chose in peace and goodwill, no borders, no wars, no famine, nor hate.
Holy shit, we have the Metatron in our midst. Because only the voice of god can be telling us what his intentions are. Are you sure you can speak for god? Also, if god doesn't want those things, why are borders, famine, and hate so prevalent in the bible? Since you speak for god on these issues, maybe you can explain it for me.
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And here we are killing the planet and killing each other.
Perhaps that's what god wanted. I'm not sure if you know this, but god is a sick fuck.
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He must be appalled at what has become of the beautiful utopic gift He gave us millions of years ago which, up till the time of industry was left pretty much unscathed.
There you go again, speaking for god's feelings. Any good christian knows that the planet is only several thousand years old. Blasphemer.
And to think that the planet was pretty much unscathed up to the industrial period is just as myopic and stupid as your previous ramblings.
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God is always there for eternity and has always been there
No he isn't and no he hasn't.
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Those material possessions will not last, will get worn out, broken, tossed in the trash, given away, and cease to function altogether
Ever hear of diamonds? They were here long before you and will be here long after. They last, don't get worn out, or cease to function. You on the other hand...
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God and the reason for Christmas has never and will never fade, die, go out of fashion, be given away, tossed in the trash or wear out. It is always good, steady and there and we can always give thanks to our almighty Father for it.
So you're a prognosticator now, huh? I'm not sure if god likes people that claim to know the future. Something about making yourself an idol. It's the first commandment for fuck's sake. Fuck praying for Pam, pray for yourself. You're going to need it.
Also, god is not the reason for the season. It's about material possessions. And ham.
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Then we can share our time, fellowship and words of Christ with our families and friends
Since my family and friends are not christians, should I really bore and alienate them with your faith? Pissing people off doesn't seem like a very christian thing to do. That is the type of shit that jehovah's do. With your willingness to babble on about your blind faith, I'm guessing that's what you are.
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For time spent in living life is far better and more valuable than money spent on a temporary thing
Bullshit. Spending money on temporary things is living life.
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God bless you all and go out and share God's word and bless others with your time and giving of love
Go fuck yourself. I don't go around your house telling you how stupid you are for having such blind faith, so don't come around here telling me why you have such blind faith. Keep it to yourself jehovah.
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He created me and the universe and all within it.
No, he didn't.
Lastly, you're going to hell anyway because you're a lesbian. Just ask Danny.
I forgot all about that and I didn't even really remember when you were telling me about it on Saturday. Proof that I was funny at least once.
