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Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:14 pm

From the boys in the Atlanta office...

Who would win in a fight between a raccoon and a fox? Please submit your vote as soon as possible.
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Postby davecat » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:25 pm

I would give the fox the nod on agility, but the raccoon could just sit there and slash at the fox with its razor-like claws.

Advantage: Raccoon
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Postby David Hall » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:32 pm

Raccoon.

I've seen those claws slash open the guts of a 75 pound dog.
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Postby hollowpoint » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:39 pm

Funny.... I just bought my wife a sterling silver racoon penis bone necklace.

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/penis-b ... g-silver-2

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Postby David Hall » Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:52 pm

hollowpoint wrote:Funny.... I just bought my wife a sterling silver racoon penis bone necklace.

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/penis-b ... g-silver-2


Classy.

Don't you know that you could have kept that economic impact in Detroit by buying that from Sean Of Detroit's mobile jewelery and Yemeni Beef Stick stand?
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Postby hollowpoint » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:00 pm

David Hall wrote:
hollowpoint wrote:Funny.... I just bought my wife a sterling silver racoon penis bone necklace.

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/penis-b ... g-silver-2


Classy.

Don't you know that you could have kept that economic impact in Detroit by buying that from Sean Of Detroit's mobile jewelery and Yemeni Beef Stick stand?


There are plenty of coon roadkills right now- tits up and bloated- on I-96 between Kensington and I-275 if he wants to expand his jewelry line.

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Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:43 pm

In a note addressed to me:

Franks,

Sorry for the confusion. We went from 14.9M records to...


'blah, blah, blah. the data are fucked and I don't know whether I'm coming or going. yap yap'

If you do not agrees please advise



I think that I'll straighten this one out by going to lunch.

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Postby Exciteable » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:54 pm

Beginning November 1st, all meals must be supported by reciepts for reimbursement..."
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Postby Amadeus » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:25 pm

Exciteable wrote:
Beginning November 1st, all meals must be supported by reciepts for reimbursement..."


Would that be from a state of Michigan memo, by chance?
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Postby Exciteable » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:53 pm

Amadeus wrote:
Exciteable wrote:
Beginning November 1st, all meals must be supported by reciepts for reimbursement..."


Would that be from a state of Michigan memo, by chance?


Nope...But rumor has it, that is where my company is getting their great ideas from.
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Postby blondy » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:07 am

From: Liz
To: closing Employees
ALL dogs must be put into kennels upon closing. I do not know if it was Jack and Buffy – who were loose in the playroom when I got back this evening, or a dog park dog that did not get cleaned up after, but I stepped out of the office gate – in the dark – into 2 GIANT PILES OF SHIT. ALL DOGS GET PUT AWAY!

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Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:28 pm

Subject line in an email from the Legion:


Dick Church


No, not that. And not even that. Richard is a member of the Legion, see? [/url]

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Postby Mulligan » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:35 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:Subject line in an email from the Legion:


Dick Church


No, not that. And not even that. Richard is a member of the Legion, see? [/url]


So, apparently, is ol' Phrank.
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Postby Doctor Detroit » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:58 pm

There are several changes being implemented to our health benefit plan, our 401K plan, and our time off policies as of January 1, 2009. There will be several meetings held and it is mandatory that you attend one of them.


Translation: Bend over.
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Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:36 am

Mulligan wrote:
frank - up in grand blanc wrote:Subject line in an email from the Legion:


Dick Church


No, not that. And not even that. Richard is a member of the Legion, see? [/url]


So, apparently, is ol' Phrank.


Damnit. Who hacked my mo-fo post?

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