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X=Asshole redux

Postby Woodwards Friend » Fri May 11, 2007 3:33 pm

davecat wrote:You're right, we don't own a bike, we share a bike...



More often than not casual riders wearing bike shorts without something more modest over them are assholes. Look I'm sure wind resistance is an issue for Tour de France riders or in a velodrome but most of the time, please. Wearing bike shorts on a bicycle built for two is worth triple asshole points. And is that Yoko Ono on the rear seat?

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Not combing your hair=asshole


Aviator sunglasses and faux hawks. Actually if Becks just pops his collar he's be sporting the X=Asshole trifecta (faux hawk, aviators, and the aforementioned popped collar).
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby susanarosa » Fri May 11, 2007 3:35 pm

Woodwards Friend wrote:
davecat wrote:You're right, we don't own a bike, we share a bike...



More often than not casual riders wearing bike shorts without something more modest over them are assholes. Look I'm sure wind resistance is an issue for Tour de France riders or in a velodrome but most of the time, please. Wearing bike shorts on a bicycle built for two is worth triple asshole points.

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Not combing your hair=asshole


Aviator sunglasses. Actually if Becks just pops his collar he's be sporting the X=Asshole trifecta (uncombed hair, aviators, and the aforementioned popped collar).


I was just having the spandex/package conversation last night.

And Becks hair is combed. In fact, it probably took his hairstylist 15 minutes to achieve that exact look.

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Postby Woodwards Friend » Fri May 11, 2007 3:37 pm

Upon further review you are correct. I have changed the uncombed hair decision to faux hawk. Both are equally assholish.
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Postby hoog » Fri May 11, 2007 3:39 pm

Any kind of shirt or anything reprising the "Got Milk" campaign. "Got Mooch" was popular around here. Anyone who wears that stuff is, I guess not really an asshole, but maybe needs to look in a mirror.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Beav » Fri May 11, 2007 3:43 pm

susanarosa wrote:I was just having the spandex/package conversation last night.

And Becks hair is combed. In fact, it probably took his hairstylist 15 minutes to achieve that exact look.


Guy with a hair stylist=asshole
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Ya Mar » Fri May 11, 2007 3:45 pm

thebeav wrote:
susanarosa wrote:I was just having the spandex/package conversation last night.

And Becks hair is combed. In fact, it probably took his hairstylist 15 minutes to achieve that exact look.


Guy with a hair stylist=asshole


Yeah, ummm, don't ever come out to California.
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Postby The Beav » Fri May 11, 2007 3:46 pm

Ya Mar wrote:You live in the city with a family and once a week you need to make the trek to some suburb for something.

It ain't that big of a deal.

There are more than enough convenient places in the city to pick up most of your staples. They quick stop in Harbortown, University, FJ's, etc.

On Saturday or Sunday, typically after dim sum or sushi, you stop at a Westborn, Papa Joes, Whole Foods, or even a Kroger.

Not an issue at all.


Weekly trip to eat raw fish=assa-hora
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Postby Woodwards Friend » Fri May 11, 2007 3:46 pm

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Loud pin-striped suits. Unless you can relate to Goodfellas or Scarface on a deeply personal level, you should never wear a loud pin-striped suit. Ever.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby susanarosa » Fri May 11, 2007 3:47 pm

thebeav wrote:
susanarosa wrote:I was just having the spandex/package conversation last night.

And Becks hair is combed. In fact, it probably took his hairstylist 15 minutes to achieve that exact look.


Guy with a hair stylist=asshole


Guy with a hairstylist = Rich

It was confirmed on 11 January 2007 that David Beckham would be leaving Real Madrid to join MLS team Los Angeles Galaxy on a 5 year deal that will see Beckham earn up to $10 million a year in direct salary, but with endorsements and profit-sharing, Beckham could earn up to $50 million a year and earning about 90 dollars every second on the field.


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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Beav » Fri May 11, 2007 3:49 pm

susanarosa wrote:Guy with a hairstylist = Rich


= Rich Asshole
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Postby Woodwards Friend » Fri May 11, 2007 3:56 pm

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Postby Putski » Fri May 11, 2007 4:53 pm

Flying with your pet in a cage = asshole
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Postby Woodwards Friend » Sat May 12, 2007 4:52 pm

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Ok we get it. Giant 1970's society matron suglasses are ironic can we please move on. Is there anything as dreery as Hollywood Famine victims in giant sunglasses.

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Truckers hats = asshole. Remember the 1990's when the economy was good, our military was only involved in managable conflicts, some, not much, but some popular music was decent, and natural fibers were in fashion? Christ I miss those days.
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Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Sat May 12, 2007 7:35 pm

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According to an article in the Orange County Weekly "He was quite a racist; didn’t like anybody. He had all the trappings of being a neo-Nazi. He could not tolerate black people," said Robert Williams, whose friendship with Dutch cooled over time, but never ended. "But I had some wonderful times with him. When you caught him in a good mood he was really wonderful to talk to. But he would slip into these loud violent periods that were just horrible."


He was a complete lunatic who spent more time making custom knives and carving pistol handles than anything else...

His hatred of blacks was only matched by his hatred of Jews, Hispanics and reserved a HUGE amount of vitriol for gays...

And yet you see skank bitches like Nicole Ricychie wearing the logo shit. You see gay black men wearing the logo shit and I can guarantee not a single one of them is wearing them as some sort of ironic statement.

Even the august Broadway used to carry the logo shit.
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Postby Restoretheroar » Sat May 12, 2007 8:06 pm

[/quote]Remember the 1990's when the economy was good, our military was only involved in managable conflicts, some, not much, but some popular music was decent, and natural fibers were in fashion? Christ I miss those days.[/quote]

what, like this?!?
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