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Ahoy, well, it looks like tis' up t' me t' get the ball rollin' Gar.So here ye be, laddies and lassies

middle aged female wrote:Ahoy, well, it looks like tis' up t' me t' get the ball rollin' Gar.So here ye be, laddies and lassies

Aye, me think that this needs a subject t' make it more intarstin'. Think o' somethin' that can be discussed har? Aye.

Arrrr...

Anyone know any salty sea jokes?

ldodger wrote:Arrrr...

Anyone know any salty sea jokes?

To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.

Heywood, I put me name into the pirate name generator and it gave me: Dawn McKracken

http://www.piratemerch.com/pirate_name_generator.php

Aye, one mornin' a woman was walkin' out o' her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom o' her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion t' li'e in.", goblins replies "OK, you''e got it.". Woman again thinks it o'er, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you''e got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you''e got it. But t' make your wishes come true you have t' have sex all eve with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next mornin' the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old be you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still belie'e in goblins"

What does a pirate use to watch his movies?

A V.C.AAAAARR!!!!

ldodger wrote:Heywood, I put me name into the pirate name generator and it gave me: Dawn McKracken

http://www.piratemerch.com/pirate_name_generator.php

you be me lady, ...waking up at the crack of dawn....

Arrrgh, and I be Dirty Ann O'Doule.
Tis somehow appropriate for ex-alkie, eh

middle aged female wrote:Arrrgh, and I be Dirty Ann O'Doule.
Tis somehow appropriate for ex-alkie, eh

Arrr, me tried the name generator, got Captain Plankwalker Van Horne. Bah. Most o' the others aren't e'en intarstin'.

I hate O'doule's Btw. Attemptin' t' drink that was futile. I'll stick t' Coke or Pepsi. Aye.

James Scott wrote:

middle aged female wrote:Arrrgh, and I be Dirty Ann O'Doule.
Tis somehow appropriate for ex-alkie, eh

Arrr, me tried the name generator, got Captain Plankwalker Van Horne. Bah. Most o' the others aren't e'en intarstin'.

I hate O'doule's Btw. Attemptin' t' drink that was futile. I'll stick t' Coke or Pepsi. Aye.

ye, try a Buckler's if'n you be wantin' a quality non-booze beer. Locally tis' the best. But top o' the line is Paulaner Thomas Brau. Verily hard t' find har. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

middle aged female wrote:

James Scott wrote:

middle aged female wrote:Arrrgh, and I be Dirty Ann O'Doule.
Tis somehow appropriate for ex-alkie, eh

Arrr, me tried the name generator, got Captain Plankwalker Van Horne. Bah. Most o' the others aren't e'en intarstin'.

I hate O'doule's Btw. Attemptin' t' drink that was futile. I'll stick t' Coke or Pepsi. Aye.

ye, try a Buckler's if'n you be wantin' a quality non-booze beer. Locally tis' the best. But top o' the line is Paulaner Thomas Brau. Verily hard t' find har. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Ahoy, me guess they would be worth a try, whene'er I'm in a bar. Me usually go for a pitcher o' coke and sa'e myself the trip t' the bar. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Whar be the poetry thread?

Arrr, me shall be tellin' this with a sigh Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Arrr, somewhar ages and ages hence: A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Arrr, two roads di'erged in a wood, and I— A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Aye, me took the one less tra'eled by, Aye.
Aye, and that has made all the diffarnce.
Aye, me parrot concurs.

guest wrote:Whar be the poetry thread?

Arrr, me shall be tellin' this with a sigh Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Arrr, somewhar ages and ages hence: A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Arrr, two roads di'erged in a wood, and I— A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Aye, me took the one less tra'eled by, Aye.
Aye, and that has made all the diffarnce.
Aye, me parrot concurs.

Ahoy, once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondard weak and weary,
O'er many a quaint and curious 'olume o' forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly nappin', suddenly thar came a tappin',
As o' some one gently rappin', rappin' at my chamber door.
`'Tis some 'isitor,' I muttard, `tappin' at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothin' more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dyin' ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - 'ainly Me had sought t' borrow
From my books surcease o' sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless har for e'ermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustlin' o' each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors ne'er felt before;
So that now, t' still the beatin' o' my heart, I stood repeatin'
`'Tis some 'isitor entreatin' entrance at my chamber door -
Some late 'isitor entreatin' entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothin' more,'

Aye.

Arrr, thar once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If me ear war a cunt, Me would fuck it." Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?